In Fayetteville, AR the citizenry has resorted to placing their Chevy SUV's directly under ice-laden trees in an attempt to quickly make the earth warmer.
Meanwhile in the fantasyland of Washington DC the high priest of Warmism, a former hack politician named Gore, told rapt Democrats that it might be too late-- the world may already be too hot.
Here at Monkeydarts Plantation we wonder how freakin' cold it would be this winter if we hadn't been driving all of those SUV's and pick-ups. 50 below zero? 60 below zero?