Friday, May 9, 2008

Say It Ain't So

I would link to all of the politicians, pundits and (supposedly) straight news reporters who are urging the once inevitable Democrat nominee to exit the race but it would take too much space. They are out there everywhere begging, demanding, cajoling Hillary to depart, vamoose, pull the chain... to just GET OUT NOW! For the good of the D Party. I can't imagine why "news reporters" have a vested interest in the health of Democrats, but we'll leave that for another day 'cause I got bigger problems this AM.

That "get out, Hillary" stuff is easy for them to say. They don't have a warehouse full of HILLARY CLINTON NUTCRACKERS to unload. What am I supposed to do with 500 case lots of these flippin' things if Hillary bugs out, calls off the dogs, ankles the scene, slips away.....whatever? As Howie "Dizzy" Dean once pithily observed, "AAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Have a nice weekend. How about a Rudy'08 bumper sticker free with every Hillary Nutcracker purchase?