"I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes. You will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime."
-Lord ObamaPrompter (AKA: President Goodwrench) when he was candidate Obama.
But, what ho, what's this?!? Obama increases taxes 158% !?!? How can that be?
Next you'll tell me that the Obama cap and trade plan is actually a gigantic carbon tax in disguise that will wreck the tattered economy and send manufacturing jobs overseas by the boatload.