Friday, September 4, 2009

Kudzu Root May Lower Blood Pressure

Kudzu eating a house in Elijay, GA

For those of us living in the kudzu belt this is good news. There is hope that the kudzu root can be used for blood pressure medicine after years of giving us heartburn.
Better yet, I'm pushing for research that would find a way to convert the horrendous scourge of the South into ethanol. Then we can stop the idiocy of converting food (corn) into engine fuel.
Now can we get to work on a use for crabgrass? If it becomes valuable hordes of people will come onto my property at night and rip it out.
Kudzu eating a Honda.
Kudzu attacking a nice home in the South.
Kudzu sitting atop a businessman's scalp.