"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!"
-Jim Malone (Sean Connery), "The Untouchables" on how Ness should handle Capone's mob.
“If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard.”
-Jim Messina, Lord Obama's Deputy Chief-of-Staff, advising Democrat Senators on how to handle their constituents' concerns.
Messina's thuggish comments have been reported to the Snitch Czar, Nancy DeParle at fish(at)whitehouse.gov