Sunday, February 24, 2008

37 Years and Nothing To Show For It

Last week the UK Daily Record told the world that...

"LEGENDARY (Loch Ness Monster) hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years. Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming."

Now the Warmists have gone too far. It's one thing when they tell our children that polar bears are in danger of drowning or that coastal America will soon be covered by a rising sea--- bright kids instinctively know that is claptrap hoo-hah. But when they try to kill our imaginary creatures, why they've gone too far!

What will the High Priests of the Church of Warmism do next? Tell us the abominable snowman died of heat stroke? That Bigfoot died of foot blisters (really big ones, natch) from walking on too hot rocks? An outrage.