Sunday, February 24, 2008

We Really Should Have Seen This Coming

Here at Monkeydarts (America's-fastest-growing-blog-sensation-sweeping-the-nation) we are proud of our attention to the flinging of darts by trained monkeys. It's what we do, after all. One of the predictions we confidently made nearly a month ago was that "Hillary is toast."

Others have argued that Texans, Ohioans and even Pennsylvantanians (er, whatever they are) will stop young Obama and restore order to the Democrat Party of Clintonism. We eschew this view. We've seen the crying, the fainting, the wailing, the gnashing of teeth, the cheering of BHO blowing his nose fer cryin' out loud... no way the Golden Child can be denied.

But we forgot one very important thing. The Flying Monkeys. She still has The Flying Monkeys! Monkeys. Somehow we should have seen this coming.
By the way. It won't work. But it is fun to watch one of her Flying Monkeys nodding away behind her.