John McCain, that rascally ol' maverick, has won me over. His outreach to conservatives yesterday which, when translated, was: "Calm down! Shut up! Get in line! My friend!" was so compelling I could no longer resist its magical spell.
So, I shall become a "maverick" just like John. I shall go against the wishes of the Republican Party as John has so many times. In November I'll vote for every real conservative I can find up and down my ballot and then for President I'll write in : Richard B. Cheney.
Thanks John for bringing out my inner maverick! Look at me! I'm a maverick!
