From the sporting world came news yesterday of a retirement. Sadness overcame many from coast-to-coast. The good news is that this brave champion who brought such joy to millions will be able to spend the rest of his productive life at stud. Well deserved, my friend.
What? No, not Favre! Uno, the world's greatest (male) beagle ever, is hangin' up the leash for a life of ease. With his good looks and charm the bit... er, the young beagle gals, will be chasin' him all over the kennel.
Carry on, Uno. Well done.